Commencment Logic Grid — Wednesday, May 5, 2026
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Be a Mammoth Mixup — Wednesday, April 15, 2026
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Satire: Rating Things in the Newsroom That Just Make Sense
Managing Opinion Editor Caroline Flinn ’28 and Assistant Opinion Editor Syla Steinman ’29 lament the Editorial Board’s goodbye to the newsroom in Morrow Dormitory at the end of the semester, rating the objects they so deeply cherish.
April Sudoku — Wednesday, April 8, 2026
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Satire: College Announces New Student Center Opening Delayed
The new Student Center and Dining Commons, originally set to open in the summer of 2026, is now scheduled to open in the fall of 2027. College officials attributed the delay to structural issues and budget concerns, factors out of the college’s control.
Satire: Valentine Dining Hall to Become Exclusive Athlete Center
The administration terminated its efforts to bridge the student-athlete divide when it announced Friday that Valentine Dining Hall is set to become a center exclusively dedicated to the recreation of athletes. A non-athlete recreation center will also open in the future.