Satire: AAS Candidate Statements Managing News Editor Noor Rahman ’25 pokes fun at AAS candidate statements.
Satire: Valentine Dining Hall Removes Ice Cream Cones Members of the Editorial Board satirize the removal of to-go boxes and to-go cups from Val with an ice-cream-cone protest.
Satire: President Elliott, A “Twisted Villain”? Contributing writer Gabe Proia ’25 pokes fun at President Michael Elliott’s conspicuous Instagram birthday post for film-maker Caden Stockwell ’25, calling it “a brilliant political move.”