March Minis — Wednesday, March 11, 2026
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Satire: The Innumerable Benefits of Gambling
Assistant Opinion Editor Syla Steinman ’29 revels in the absurdity of online sports and life betting, arguing that apps like Kalshi transform chance into a performative ritual of control and transcendence.
March Madness — Wednesday, March 4, 2026
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Hues on First? — Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2026
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February Sudoku — Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2026
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Satire: A Lesbian’s Perspective on How to Save Democracy
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 provocatively reframes the crisis of American democracy, arguing that lesbians’ civic engagement and cross-gender friendships offer an unexpected model for resisting political alienation and misogyny.
Satire: When You Gentle Parent Your Boyfriend
Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang and Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 eavesdrops on two Amherst students navigating the perilous minefield of Valentine’s Day.