Bub’s purpose is to honor athletes we hold most dear.
This space is reserved for Amherst’s finest each week,
Special accomplishments and records we seek.
You, 2007, had best show your mettle,
For nothing but the best, will Bub’s settle.
The departed senior class had many a star,
But Bub’s is hoping, you will all raise the bar.
Bub’s praises bring glory, especially at tap,
U.S. News demands more feathers in your cap.
We hope you will give Amherst a boost in the standings,
Bub’s expects your coaches will be as demanding.
In closing, we wish you the best of luck,
For your sakes, we hope you don’t suck.