Campus Speak: QUESTION: IF YOU WERE ON 'JACKASS,' WHAT WOULD BE YOUR STUNT?

MARTHA NELSON ’03: “I’d like to see someone try to ride an ostrich.”

WILL JOHNSON ’03: “Parachuting while naked in the middle of Valentine.”

MONIKA LUND ’03: “Ski upside down with your hands in ski boots down a muddy hill.”

PAM BURKARDT ’04: “I was a big fan of the tricyle joust on Jackass.”

VICTORIA SALEM ’02: “Run through Amherst with an ‘I love George Bush’ shirt and flag.”

JOSEPH CAISSIE ’05: “Walk across the road in a chicken suit.”

CARLOS TILGHMAN-OSBORNE ’02: “Something with Tabasco and duct tape.”

MIKE VALENTINE ’05: “I would jump off a building into an inflatable raft.”