Satire: Letter to the Editor: A Question For Dean McGayte: Where is my Wife?
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 calls on Dean of Admissions Cupid McGayte to answer directly to him about why he has not met his wife yet here at Amherst.
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Satire: Amherst Presidents Ranked by Athleticism
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 evaluates Amherst's list of Presidents on the most pertinent category: their athleticism.
Satire: Why Duncan Robinson Should Be the MVP
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lays out Duncan Robinson's MVP case, arguing the former Williams College player deserves the award over his media-backed competition.
Satire: “This has Gone Way, Way Too Far”: Elite Amherst College Teaches Disgusting Female “Orgasms”
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik '27 gleefully detonates a full-blown moral panic over “sexual degeneracy” at Amherst College, satirically documenting the supposed campus conspiracy to indoctrinate students with scandalous concepts like consent, sex education, and the mythical “female orgasm."
Opinion: Stott was robbed not only of All-NESCAC First Team, but Player of the Year
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 argues why the women’s hockey team’s starting goaltender was snubbed in this year's conference awards.
We Fail at the Binary: Reflections on Buttigieg’s LitFest Talk
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 reflects on Pete Buttigieg’s LitFest appearance, revealing that meaningful engagement requires looking beyond partisan labels to understand the diverse beliefs and motivations that shape our democracy.
Creating Tradition is Easier than You Think, Harder than You Want
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 dissects Amherst’s so-called tradition deficit, arguing that the college’s failure to sustain lasting rituals stems from a neglect of ambition, consideration, and humility.