Why My Roommate Should be AAS President

I think am the single most qualified person on campus to present an accurate illustration of Tomi Williams. After all, I am his roommate of two years and (reluctant) best friend. I can tell you that Tomi snores louder than Beats noise canceling headphones on full blast. I can tell you that his rain boots never fail to leave an unholy stench in our room. I can even tell you how obnoxious he gets during games of FIFA. But to avoid embarrassing him, I will not mention any of those things. What I w