Satire: Students Return from Break No More Motivated Than Before
Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 comments on student burnout and jokes about students’ desire for another break.
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Swimming and Diving Team Makes a Splash in First Competitions
Over the November break, both the women’s and men’s swim and dive teams blew Colby out of the water in their season opener. Then successfully defended their Little Three supremacy against Wesleyan just two days later.
Seeing Double: Auditions, To Do or Not To Do?
Seeing Double columnist Cole Graber-Mitchell ’22 considers how to balance equity with beauty and access with skill in an article inspired by recent AAS rulings on auditions and funding.
Satire: Students Rally Around New Alcoholic Pledge
Managing Sports Editor Ethan Samuels ’23 shares a satirical take on the COP26 climate summit, imagining students making similar pledges to curb drinking.
Men's Soccer Reaches National Semifinals
Men’s soccer continued its hot streak with wins over SUNY Cortland and Middlebury, landing the team a spot in the NCAA Division III Final Four for the second straight year. Key forward German Giammattei ’22 led the way, scoring four goals for the Mammoths.
Vera Highlights Women’s Basketball's Excellent Start
Led by Anling Vera ’25, who was named NESCAC Player of the Week last week for her performance, Amherst put together a 2-0 stretch, beating Gordon College and Bates College in non-conference bouts.
Women’s Ice Hockey Begins Season With a Tied Record
Over the Thanksgiving Break, the defending NESCAC champions opened their season at 2-2, falling twice to Hamilton College before decisive wins against Manhattanville College and Johnson & Wales University, writes Maya Reiner '25.