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Luckily, these students are really quite harmless. They are members of the Amherst fencing club. According to fencing club member Mihailis Diamantis ’04, the club is nothing new to Amherst. “There are documented pictures from all the way back to 1920,” he said. “But, after the first semester of my

Not another tent A massive white tent with plastic see-through windows plopped in the middle of the social quad drew quite a bit of attention this past weekend. Of course, Amherst students being Amherst students, food was a central expectation in the presence of the tent. “When I first

Opening with the College’s alma mater, “Lord Jeffery Amherst,” the broadcast announced, “‘This program is being sent by friends in Germany to friends in Massachusetts with special greetings to Amherst College,'” The Student reported. The broadcast depicted the life of a German student at Amherst. The narrative was

My Little Ponies, GI Joe and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were our childhood playthings. Big Bird, New Kids on the Block and “Saved by the Bell’s” Zach were our heroes. We had crimped hair and wore leggings and snap bracelets. We listened to cassettes, played Atari, jumped over Skip-

CHASE BOURKE ’06 “Protein bars taste so bad. They should make steak bars.” KATE HAMILL ’03 “Classturbating.” SHEILA GRAHAM ’03 “I need a brain vacation.” KATHY LIU ’06 “Shut the Hell up. Don’t talk to me.” SIDNE KOENIGSBERG ’03 “Cleanliness is next to godliness and this goddess is showering.

But so many of us are wholly unwilling to let the door remain as a six-foot by three-foot piece of varnished or painted wood (or green or blue metal, for those of us in the Waldorf or the Plaza). We love to decorate our doors, with photos, news