Red Herring: On ACPD

Red Herring Cartoonist Isaac Streiff ’24 humorously comments on the ACPD’s belief that unmarked police vehicles would help students feel safer.

Secret Admirer

Cartoonist Emi Eliason ’23 satirizes the impact of the financial aid process on students.

Red Herring: Bigfoot Sighting

Red Herring Cartoonist Isaac Strieff ’24 reacts to the recent UMass Amherst Alert of a suspicious firearm-carrying individual.

The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, May 4, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, April 27, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, April 20, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, April 13, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, April 6, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, March 30, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, March 23, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, March 9, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, March 2, 2022

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The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2022

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Satire: FAQs About the New Residence Hall Reservation Policy

Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 covers the new Student Hosted Events Policy, showcasing its unintentionally humorous aspects.

The Amherst Student Crossword - Wednesday, Feb. 16, 2022

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Satire: What to Know About the Winter Olympics

Andrew Rosin ’25 presents a non-comprehensive guide to understanding the Winter Olympic Games.

Red Herring: Time Flies

Red Herring cartoonist Isaac Streiff ’24 reflects "optimistically" on the beginning of classes in the new semester.

Red Herring: Hallow-Christmas

Red Herring cartoonist Isaac Streiff ’24 pokes fun at those who celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving by envisioning beloved horror scenes in a more festive light.

Satire: Attendance Rate Increases by Zero Percent After Daylight Savings

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 notes that the recent shift from daylight savings is not going to be much help in getting students to class on time.

Val's Vagaries - Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2021

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Event Policy Revived, Students Excited to Party for First Time This Year

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ‘25 covers the new Student-Hosted Event Policy and conveys students’ excitement to start partying this year, now that they have the college’s approval.

Five College Consternation - Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2021

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Satire: Amherst Eliminates Legacy Admission Preference to Make Room for Athletic Admission Preference

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 celebrates Amherst’s recent departure from legacy-preferential admissions as a brilliant step toward getting more athletic recruits on campus.

Satire: Amherst Celebrates 200th Year of Being Students’ Second Choice

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at Amherst’s prestige as it celebrates its Bicentennial through imagined interviews about the college’s role as “the nation’s most prestigious back-up school.”

Satire: New ACPD Report Finds ACPD May or May Not Exist

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 covers ACPD’s latest investigation, an investigation into the very plausibility of its own existence.

Satire by Rosin: Dining Hall Employee Forced to Teach Labor Course

Columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at the fact that the college is suffering from a labor shortage and overworking its staff, in turn advocating for the improvement of the college’s treatment of its employees.

Red Herring: Sustainable Eating

Red Herring: Matter of Time

Cartoon: Meanwhile in Nevada

Cartoon: A Series of Unfortunate Fall Fest Events