Satire: Amherst College Student Becomes New “Survivor” Host
Staff Columnist Vaughn Armour ’25 is not writing this week.
Opinion
Satire: Amherst College March Madness
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 walks through the results of the colleges’ elimination tournament.
Satire: Ranking Teams Based on Violence
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lists Amherst’s sports teams from least to most violent.
Satire: Early Predictions for the 2024-25 Season
Ahead of the fall season, Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 forecasts each team's outcome for the previous year.
Satire: Summer Research Assistant Application
My Parents Voted for Trump: What Does That Mean for Me?
Managing Opinion Editor Edwyn Choi ’27 reflects on the tension between assimilating into Amherst’s liberal political atmosphere and his parents’ decision to vote for President Donald Trump.
The Anguish of Amherst College Students
Contributing Writer James Patterson ’27 explores the presence of cliques at Amherst, specifically how they foster social division and prevent cross-group interaction.