Satire: AAS Candidate Statements
Managing News Editor Noor Rahman ’25 pokes fun at AAS candidate statements.
Opinion
Satire: Valentine Dining Hall Removes Ice Cream Cones
Members of the Editorial Board satirize the removal of to-go boxes and to-go cups from Val with an ice-cream-cone protest.
Anti-Ableist Amherst: Disabled Students Deserve a Resource Center
In the debut of their column “Anti-Ableist Amherst,” Assistant Opinion Editor Willow Delp ’26 advocates for a disabled/neurodivergent resource center on campus.
Amherst for All: An Equity Problem
In the debut of “Amherst for All,” Columnists Tim Carroll ’25 and Zane Khiry ’25 call on the college to reckon with the socioeconomic inequities of admissions.
Letter to the Editor: In Support of Amherst Athletics
Faculty Athletic Representative Leah Schmalzbauer and Faculty Liason to Men’s Soccer Christopher Durr defend the value of athletics and the work that the department has done to achieve diversity goals in a letter to the editor.
An Endemic Problem
Amid the rising Covid cases, The Editorial Board proposes moderate policies that would provide students with resources to protect their health.
Tapti Talks: Romanticize Life!
Managing Opinion Editor Tapti Sen ’25 asserts that the value of romanticization should not be understated, despite valid criticisms of “the aesthetic.”