Satire: Amherst Presidents Ranked by Athleticism
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 evaluates Amherst's list of Presidents on the most pertinent category: their athleticism.
Opinion
Satire: Why Duncan Robinson Should Be the MVP
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lays out Duncan Robinson's MVP case, arguing the former Williams College player deserves the award over his media-backed competition.
Satire: Lakers Star Luka Doncic Drops to Seventh
Managing Puzzles Editor Madeline Gold '28 notes Luka Doncic's fading position on the NBA.com MVP Poll, despite his best efforts.
Ballet Doesn’t Need Saving — It Needs Rethinking
Managing Opinion Editor Caroline Flinn ’28 interrogates Timothée Chalamet’s dismissal of ballet, arguing that the art form’s endurance lies not in preservation but transformation — revealing how even its most rigid traditions are continuously reshaped from within.
Letter to the Editor: “Amherst Isn’t as Left as You May Think” — What Would Cervantes Say?
Alumnus Jim Knight ’69 responds to Managing Opinion Editor Caroline Flinn ’28’s critique of Amherst’s political culture, invoking Don Quixote to argue that true intellectual engagement requires vigorous, even uncomfortable disagreement.
What a Day Without Your Phone Can Do for You
Contributing Writers Ido Kirson ’29 and Beckett Lawrence-Apfelbaum ’29 examine the impact of weekly phone-free days, revealing how dependence on technology quietly reshapes everyday experience.
Letter to the Editor: Keeping Amherst Accessible
Alumnus Leo Bernstein ’94 responds to recent campus debate over layoffs and budget cuts at Amherst College, urging students to consider the broader financial trade-offs facing the institution.