The American Punch Bowl — Walk: Wednesday, March 8, 2023 Cartoonist Alice Burg ’23 downsizes to one masterfully enigmatic panel for this special edition of American Punch Bowl.
Satire: Amherst Mantra Advocates for Canceling Students Managing Editor Liam Archacki ’24 investigates surprisingly uncontroversial takes published in a mysterious new paper circulating around campus.
Satire: FAQs About the New Residence Hall Reservation Policy Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 covers the new Student Hosted Events Policy, showcasing its unintentionally humorous aspects.
Satire: What to Know About the Winter Olympics Andrew Rosin ’25 presents a non-comprehensive guide to understanding the Winter Olympic Games.
Satire: Attendance Rate Increases by Zero Percent After Daylight Savings Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 notes that the recent shift from daylight savings is not going to be much help in getting students to class on time.
Event Policy Revived, Students Excited to Party for First Time This Year Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ‘25 covers the new Student-Hosted Event Policy and conveys students’ excitement to start partying this year, now that they have the college’s approval.