Satire: Cohan Hall: A Communist Utopia
Assistant Opinion Editor Olivia Tennant ’27 reflects on her delightful experiences living in Cohan Hall, a socialist paradise.
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Satire: Valchemy: Freshly Squeezed Tomato Juice
In this week’s edition of Valchemy, Columnist Ivy Haight ’25 creates the latest unconventional drink to satisfy Amherst’s tomato juice enthusiasts with a hint of french fry nostalgia.
Satire: College Holds Historic Interdisciplinary Panel on Democracy
MaKenna P. Stewart 1402 Professor of Theater & Dance Joseph Bailey changed it up in the eighth iteration of “Challenges to Democracy: Means of Resistance in the Trump Era.”
Satire: A Black Feminist Critique of the Drake x Kendrick Beef
Forget rap beef, this deep dive into Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s history displays a tale of yearning between love and rivalry.
Satire: Amherst College Student Becomes New “Survivor” Host
Staff Columnist Vaughn Armour ’25 is not writing this week.
Satire: Amherst College March Madness
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 walks through the results of the colleges’ elimination tournament.
Satire: Ranking Teams Based on Violence
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lists Amherst’s sports teams from least to most violent.