Satire: Amherst Mantra Advocates for Canceling Students Managing Editor Liam Archacki ’24 investigates surprisingly uncontroversial takes published in a mysterious new paper circulating around campus.
Satire: What to Know About the Winter Olympics Andrew Rosin ’25 presents a non-comprehensive guide to understanding the Winter Olympic Games.
Cartoon: November Meltdown Assistant Features Editor Lauren Siegel ’27 explores anxiety around the election in this cartoon.
Satire: Amherst College Student Found Studying in a Rail Trail Bush Satire: Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 interviews an Amherst student who, desperate for a quiet study spot during midterms, was found studying in a bush along the Rail Trail after failing to find space in the campus library.