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Satire: A Look into Strategic Management of Amherst College’s Budgets

Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang '28 and Staff Writer Isha Patel '28 examine Amherst College’s approach to budgetary “efficiency,” arguing that the language of strategic restructuring reveals more about institutional priorities than it intends to.

Snow Day Minis — Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2026

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Holiday Minis — Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2025

Try out the new mini crosswords for The Student's final issue of the fall 2025 semester!

Home Sweet Home — Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2025

Play the new Amherst Student crossword!

In the Oven — Wednesday, Oct. 29, 2025

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Minis — Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2025

Try out the new Mini Crosswords!

Satire: Unlocking the Strength of Bevi

Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 chronicle the life-or-death struggle over Bevi, proving once and for all that hydration is serious business at Amherst.