We turn to Books-a-Minute. Though I am a big Austen fan at heart, even I recognize the impossibility of reading one of Jane Austen’s works in a single night. With Books-A-Minute, I don’t have to. Here’s a summary of the Collected Works of Jane Austen. “Female Lead: I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know. Male Lead: I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know. (They find out.) THE END.” With concise and poignant language like that exhibited by Books-A-Minute, my professor will never know I secretly spent the night at Monkey Bar.