Satire: When You Gentle Parent Your Boyfriend
Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang and Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 eavesdrops on two Amherst students navigating the perilous minefield of Valentine’s Day.
Isha Patel '28
Satire: A List of Very Serious Gifts for Your Partner
Satire Columnist Isha Patel ’28 lampoons Valentine’s Day, arguing that true love at Amherst is best shown through chaotic DIY gifts, proving romance is absurdly performative.
Satire: A Look into Strategic Management of Amherst College’s Budgets
Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang '28 and Staff Writer Isha Patel '28 examine Amherst College’s approach to budgetary “efficiency,” arguing that the language of strategic restructuring reveals more about institutional priorities than it intends to.
Satire: Unlocking the Strength of Bevi
Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 chronicle the life-or-death struggle over Bevi, proving once and for all that hydration is serious business at Amherst.
Satire: Freshman Survival Guide
Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 offer some important tips and life advice to the class of 2029.
Satire: Anna and Isha’s Declassified Dorm Survival Guide
Assistant News Editor Anna Wang ’28 and Contributing Writer Isha Patel ’28 decide where they should live next year, weighing the pros and cons of each dorm.
Satire: New Flashy Table at Val!
Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 and Contributing Writer Isha Patel ’28 revel in the luxury of Val’s brand new granite table.