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Isha Patel '28

Satire: Two Waitlisted Legends Discover The Amherst Student

Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang ’28 and Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 observe two prospective students dissect articles of The Amherst Student. Though waitlisted by Amherst, the two high-schoolers believe they have uncovered the college’s dark secrets.

Satire: When You Gentle Parent Your Boyfriend

Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang and Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 eavesdrops on two Amherst students navigating the perilous minefield of Valentine’s Day.

Satire: A List of Very Serious Gifts for Your Partner

Satire Columnist Isha Patel ’28 lampoons Valentine’s Day, arguing that true love at Amherst is best shown through chaotic DIY gifts, proving romance is absurdly performative.

Satire: A Look into Strategic Management of Amherst College’s Budgets

Editor-in-Chief Anna Wang '28 and Staff Writer Isha Patel '28 examine Amherst College’s approach to budgetary “efficiency,” arguing that the language of strategic restructuring reveals more about institutional priorities than it intends to.

Satire: Unlocking the Strength of Bevi

Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 chronicle the life-or-death struggle over Bevi, proving once and for all that hydration is serious business at Amherst.

Satire: Freshman Survival Guide

Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 offer some important tips and life advice to the class of 2029.

Satire: Anna and Isha’s Declassified Dorm Survival Guide

Assistant News Editor Anna Wang ’28 and Contributing Writer Isha Patel ’28 decide where they should live next year, weighing the pros and cons of each dorm.