Shane Dillon: Politics, Faith, and Lawn Chairs
Shane Dillon, former AAS president and talented campaign manager for local politicians, sees Amherst as a place where he explored faith, queerness, and politics.
Joey Supik '27
Left It All Out on the Rink: A Women’s Ice Hockey Interview
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 interviews three prominent seniors on the women’s ice hockey team, discussing the past season, their personal journeys, and the Amherst hockey culture.
Satire: Professors in Phased Retirement Are to Participate in AI Pilot Program
AAS plans to launch an AI pilot program called “Virtual Faculty Engine” for professors in phased retirement after a 35-20 faculty vote in favor. This will include online avatars of professors for students to interact with. Details will be announced in a school-wide email on Friday.
Satire: Letter to the Editor: A Question For Dean McGayte: Where is my Wife?
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 calls on Dean of Admissions Cupid McGayte to answer directly to him about why he has not met his wife yet here at Amherst.
Satire: Amherst Presidents Ranked by Athleticism
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 evaluates Amherst's list of Presidents on the most pertinent category: their athleticism.
Satire: Why Duncan Robinson Should Be the MVP
Assistant Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lays out Duncan Robinson's MVP case, arguing the former Williams College player deserves the award over his media-backed competition.
Satire: “This has Gone Way, Way Too Far”: Elite Amherst College Teaches Disgusting Female “Orgasms”
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik '27 gleefully detonates a full-blown moral panic over “sexual degeneracy” at Amherst College, satirically documenting the supposed campus conspiracy to indoctrinate students with scandalous concepts like consent, sex education, and the mythical “female orgasm."