Satire: Purple Banners Gone. I Don’t Know Which Dorm is Mine.
Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 jokes about the removal of the purple banners from the First Year Quad.
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Satire: Amherst College Student Found Studying in a Rail Trail Bush
Satire: Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 interviews an Amherst student who, desperate for a quiet study spot during midterms, was found studying in a bush along the Rail Trail after failing to find space in the campus library.
Satire: Amherst College Unveils New Stand-n-Stay Dining Option in Keefe Campus Center!
Read all about the newest innovation to the student dining experience: the brand new Stand-n-Stay option in Keefe.
Satire: An Interview with the New Senior Director of Organizational Aesthetics
Senior Managing Editor Stacey Zhang ’26 satirizes administrative bureaucracy through an imagined interview with the new “Senior Director of Organizational Aesthetics.”
Satire: AAS Candidate Statements
Managing News Editor Noor Rahman ’25 pokes fun at AAS candidate statements.
Satire: Valentine Dining Hall Removes Ice Cream Cones
Members of the Editorial Board satirize the removal of to-go boxes and to-go cups from Val with an ice-cream-cone protest.
Satire: President Elliott, A “Twisted Villain”?
Contributing writer Gabe Proia ’25 pokes fun at President Michael Elliott’s conspicuous Instagram birthday post for film-maker Caden Stockwell ’25, calling it “a brilliant political move.”