Satire: Freshman Survival Guide Staff Writer Isha Patel ’28 and Managing News Editor Anna Wang ’28 offer some important tips and life advice to the class of 2029.
Satire: Anna and Isha’s Declassified Dorm Survival Guide Assistant News Editor Anna Wang ’28 and Contributing Writer Isha Patel ’28 decide where they should live next year, weighing the pros and cons of each dorm.
Satire: Faculty Vote to Eliminate Fizz Access That’s it for Fizz — this week, faculty voted 166-1 to ban the app in defense of President Michael Elliott, who reportedly received one too many hate messages on the site. Starting April 2, students will no longer be able to access their accounts.