Satire: Amherst College Student Becomes New “Survivor” Host

Staff Columnist Vaughn Armour ’25 is not writing this week.

Satire: Amherst College Student Becomes New “Survivor” Host
Armour arrives in “Survivor” territory, ready for fame, hosting, and of course survival. Graphic courtesy of Adobe AI. 

In the wake of Survivor host Jeff Probst’s sudden retirement, Staff Columnist Vaughn Armour ’25 has flown to Fiji to assume his role. Applications to be the next “Survivor” columnist are welcome.