A lot of my friends have been telling me that there’s no Doc Tyler, but I don’t know if I believe them or not. Is there a Doc Tyler? -Virginia in Valentine Dear Virginia, Yes, there is a Doc Tyler, as much as there are Virginias or friends
You know what a fetish is, right? Well, I have a fetish. A fetish for Valentine tuna salad-you know, it’s mushy, smelly, fairly inanimate. I can’t get enough. Whenever they serve it, I take at least 100 platefuls throughout the course of a meal, put them in my
Your responses to relationship qualms tend to combine humor and practical guidance; therefore, I decided to spring my mundane boy problem on you in hopes that you will be able to give me a clever and unique answer. I, a freshman girl, am enamored with “John,” a senior boy. He’
I’m not going to lie to you-I am a good-looking man. All I have to do is walk into a crowded room and 30 girls start sweating. ‘What could possibly be my problem?’, you ask. Nothing, other than the fact that I have about as much game as a
I’m a freshman here, and school has been amazing so far. Friends, fun, independence. Thing is, I feel like I’m losing touch with all of my friends from high school. Even the girl I dated for three years, I’ve only spoken to a couple times all year.
I have a confession to make. I have a crush. An intellectual crush. Not on my professor or on the dude next door, but on you. You are the one for me, Billy boy Doc Tyler. My question is: when’s our first date? -Horny in Hamilton Dear Horny, You
I seem to have a very strange disorder. Every time I hear the words “red light,” I think I’m a traffic signal-I stand straight up and flash everybody near me. Sometimes, when people keep walking, ignoring me, I get really mad, but there’s nothing I can do, because