SARAH WALKER

When will Billy snap? Will Mandy ever realize that corn rows are not the way to go? What the hell is up with the name “Ytossie?” Though none of these questions were answered Saturday night, at least four parties on campus soughtto recreate the fascinating debauchery that is

So we beat Williams, and obviously the only method to adequately display our glee was to tear down the goal posts. That’ll show those cocky Williams players! Damn, we just ruined our own field. But no matter! We have an entire year until next season, and as no

With dozens of people recklessly dancing to the strains of ’80s music and a party-wide rendition of Jimmy Buffett’s “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw,” the event was a scandalous display of drag and debauchery, all for the low price of three

Saturday night was characterized by unseasonably warm weather, drinks that ran out before 10:30 and one helluva drunken fight. Or so some believe. There might have been anywhere from two to five fights, actually. It’s hard for witnesses to piece details together because Stone’s annual

To several drunken partyers, it was the Apocalypse. To others, it was just a power outage. To The Student, it’s news. Details are sketchy, as all eye-witnesses were inebriated out of their minds, but around 2:30 a.m. Saturday night, two flashes of lightning lit up the

An event once distinguished by mass fish-swallowing, this year’s Social Council Luau was marked by a disturbing repetition of Third Eye Blind songs. Though fish were again involved, none seemed to be devoured, as opposed to last year’s carnivorous behavior. As an impressive upgrade from last