Satire: A Black Feminist Critique of the Drake x Kendrick Beef
Forget rap beef, this deep dive into Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s history displays a tale of yearning between love and rivalry.
2024-2025
Satire: Amherst College Student Becomes New “Survivor” Host
Staff Columnist Vaughn Armour ’25 is not writing this week.
Satire: Amherst College March Madness
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 walks through the results of the colleges’ elimination tournament.
Satire: Ranking Teams Based on Violence
Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik '27 lists Amherst’s sports teams from least to most violent.
Satire: Early Predictions for the 2024-25 Season
Ahead of the fall season, Managing Sports Editor Joey Supik ’27 forecasts each team's outcome for the previous year.
Satire: Summer Research Assistant Application
College Publishes Admissions Statistics for Class of 2029
Amherst received a record-high 15,818 applications and admitted 1,175 applicants, an acceptance rate of about 7%. Final enrollment statistics will be released in the fall.