Five College Consternation - Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2021
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Amusements
Satire: Amherst Eliminates Legacy Admission Preference to Make Room for Athletic Admission Preference
Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 celebrates Amherst’s recent departure from legacy-preferential admissions as a brilliant step toward getting more athletic recruits on campus.
Satire: Amherst Celebrates 200th Year of Being Students’ Second Choice
Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at Amherst’s prestige as it celebrates its Bicentennial through imagined interviews about the college’s role as “the nation’s most prestigious back-up school.”
Satire: New ACPD Report Finds ACPD May or May Not Exist
Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 covers ACPD’s latest investigation, an investigation into the very plausibility of its own existence.
Satire by Rosin: Dining Hall Employee Forced to Teach Labor Course
Columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at the fact that the college is suffering from a labor shortage and overworking its staff, in turn advocating for the improvement of the college’s treatment of its employees.