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Satire: Amherst Celebrates 200th Year of Being Students’ Second Choice

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at Amherst’s prestige as it celebrates its Bicentennial through imagined interviews about the college’s role as “the nation’s most prestigious back-up school.”
Andrew Rosin '25 Oct 20, 2021
Satire: New ACPD Report Finds ACPD May or May Not Exist

Satire: New ACPD Report Finds ACPD May or May Not Exist

Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 covers ACPD’s latest investigation, an investigation into the very plausibility of its own existence.
Andrew Rosin '25 Oct 6, 2021

Satire by Rosin: Dining Hall Employee Forced to Teach Labor Course

Columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at the fact that the college is suffering from a labor shortage and overworking its staff, in turn advocating for the improvement of the college’s treatment of its employees.
Andrew Rosin '25 Sep 29, 2021

Red Herring: Sustainable Eating

Isaac Streiff '24 May 19, 2021

Red Herring: Matter of Time

Isaac Streiff '24 May 4, 2021

Cartoon: Meanwhile in Nevada

Isaac Streiff '24 Nov 10, 2020

Cartoon: A Series of Unfortunate Fall Fest Events

Isaac Streiff '24 Oct 27, 2020

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