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A new age has dawned at Amherst. Gone are the days of thumbing through slice after slice of stale bread to find the last piece with some moisture. Gone are the opaque bins that surround the island near the servery entrance-well, some of them, at least. The future is

“[Veggie] originally started because people didn’t feel that there were enough vegetarian foods to eat in Valentine; the options were limited,” said Veggie president Anne-Marie Witzburg ’02. “Veggie was a way for individuals to talk to people in Valentine, to be like a liaison.” Some Veggie changes include

According to The Student, Dr. Melvin Crain, former CIA deputy director of operational research, admitted that government officials had opened and examined mail sent by The Student to the Soviet Union. A letter arranging a shipment of 1,000 copies of a January 1959 special issue to Moscow University was

With such insightful thoughts as: “Godzilla-not real threat to Japan,” “3 p.m.-status report due on Cheney’s desk” and “COORS silver bullet: no slowing down. Can help economy?” perhaps the Presidential Palm Helper can even help you get organized once midterms start rolling around again. After all,

“Kramer. He never works and pretty much gets to live his life however he wants.” ELIZABETH HAWKINS ’03 “None of them. I hate Seinfeld and I think it’s the worst show ever.” BRIAN HART ’03 “I guess I’d be Jerry, because he’s the star and he gets

Phoenix, Arizona McCain recuperating after malignant growth removal McCain recuperating after malignant growth removal Arizona Senator John McCain had a melanoma removed from his nose on Monday at the Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix. Although originally reported that the growth was a “non-malignant melanoma,” press secretary Nancy Ives explained