Opinion The Amherst to Wall Street Pipeline Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 addresses the culture of selling out into finance, reminding students of their potential to bring Amherst’s interdisciplinary principles to Wall Street.
Opinion Amherst Needs an Intro Econ Course for Non-majors Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 outlines why Amherst needs to have an introductory economics course for non-majors, claiming that it would be more accessible to the larger community.
Opinion Satire: FAQs About the New Residence Hall Reservation Policy Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 covers the new Student Hosted Events Policy, showcasing its unintentionally humorous aspects.
Opinion Satire: What to Know About the Winter Olympics Andrew Rosin ’25 presents a non-comprehensive guide to understanding the Winter Olympic Games.
Opinion Satire: Students Return from Break No More Motivated Than Before Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 comments on student burnout and jokes about students’ desire for another break.
Opinion Satire: Attendance Rate Increases by Zero Percent After Daylight Savings Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 notes that the recent shift from daylight savings is not going to be much help in getting students to class on time.
Opinion Event Policy Revived, Students Excited to Party for First Time This Year Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ‘25 covers the new Student-Hosted Event Policy and conveys students’ excitement to start partying this year, now that they have the college’s approval.
Satire Satire: Amherst Eliminates Legacy Admission Preference to Make Room for Athletic Admission Preference Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 celebrates Amherst’s recent departure from legacy-preferential admissions as a brilliant step toward getting more athletic recruits on campus.
Satire Satire: Amherst Celebrates 200th Year of Being Students’ Second Choice Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at Amherst’s prestige as it celebrates its Bicentennial through imagined interviews about the college’s role as “the nation’s most prestigious back-up school.”
Satire Satire: New ACPD Report Finds ACPD May or May Not Exist Satire columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 covers ACPD’s latest investigation, an investigation into the very plausibility of its own existence.
Satire Satire by Rosin: Dining Hall Employee Forced to Teach Labor Course Columnist Andrew Rosin ’25 pokes fun at the fact that the college is suffering from a labor shortage and overworking its staff, in turn advocating for the improvement of the college’s treatment of its employees.
