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Satire: Amherst College Student Found Studying in a Rail Trail Bush

Satire: Staff Writer Hannah Feng ’28 interviews an Amherst student who, desperate for a quiet study spot during midterms, was found studying in a bush along the Rail Trail after failing to find space in the campus library.

Satire: Amherst College Unveils New Stand-n-Stay Dining Option in Keefe Campus Center!

Read all about the newest innovation to the student dining experience: the brand new Stand-n-Stay option in Keefe.

Satire: An Interview with the New Senior Director of Organizational Aesthetics

Satire: An Interview with the New Senior Director of Organizational Aesthetics

Senior Managing Editor Stacey Zhang ’26 satirizes administrative bureaucracy through an imagined interview with the new “Senior Director of Organizational Aesthetics.”

Satire: AAS Candidate Statements

Managing News Editor Noor Rahman ’25 pokes fun at AAS candidate statements.

Satire: Valentine Dining Hall Removes Ice Cream Cones

Members of the Editorial Board satirize the removal of to-go boxes and to-go cups from Val with an ice-cream-cone protest.

A picture of Caden Stockwell '25 with President Elliott.

Satire: President Elliott, A “Twisted Villain”?

Contributing writer Gabe Proia ’25 pokes fun at President Michael Elliott’s conspicuous Instagram birthday post for film-maker Caden Stockwell ’25, calling it “a brilliant political move.”

The American Punch Bowl — Walk: Wednesday, March 8, 2023

The American Punch Bowl — Walk: Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Cartoonist Alice Burg ’23 downsizes to one masterfully enigmatic panel for this special edition of American Punch Bowl.