Satire: AAS Candidate Statements Managing News Editor Noor Rahman ’25 pokes fun at AAS candidate statements.
Satire: Valentine Dining Hall Removes Ice Cream Cones Members of the Editorial Board satirize the removal of to-go boxes and to-go cups from Val with an ice-cream-cone protest.
Satire: President Elliott, A “Twisted Villain”? Contributing writer Gabe Proia ’25 pokes fun at President Michael Elliott’s conspicuous Instagram birthday post for film-maker Caden Stockwell ’25, calling it “a brilliant political move.”
The American Punch Bowl — Walk: Wednesday, March 8, 2023 Cartoonist Alice Burg ’23 downsizes to one masterfully enigmatic panel for this special edition of American Punch Bowl.
Satire: Amherst Mantra Advocates for Canceling Students Managing Editor Liam Archacki ’24 investigates surprisingly uncontroversial takes published in a mysterious new paper circulating around campus.
Satire: FAQs About the New Residence Hall Reservation Policy Staff writer Andrew Rosin ’25 covers the new Student Hosted Events Policy, showcasing its unintentionally humorous aspects.