AAS mid-term election statements

Class of ’06 senators There are three spots open for the class of 2006. Jon Godsall ’06 I may not have George Bush’s wit nor John Kerry’s sweet hair. I may not know how to pose with babies and I wasn’t that popular with the female interns last summer. My grandfather did always say that I had a little Dick Nixon in me. Though, after Poly Sci with Machala I’ve come to resent that. Like the great Calvin Coolidge, affectionately known as “Silent Cal,” I’m in the process of getting a well-rounded

the High Hard One: a sex column

breakup n. def. The hardest thing to do-most of the time, err, sometimes, or … XX: So, dear reader, I hate to say it, but we’re breaking up. This week’s edition marks our last column, so hold back your tears-or, more likely, your derisive laughter-for just a few moments more. XY: I’m at a loss for words; you’d almost think I was actually, well, breaking up with a girlfriend. I have the same dry mouth, the fumbling for words that just won’t come, I’m unable or unwilling to make eye contact-yep

the High Hard One: a sex column

ex-sex n. def. sleeping with your ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend. XX: Something I’ve never done myself … which is not to say that I’ve never considered it. XY: Same here. So I guess we’re talking about this second-hand. Not that that’s so bad. Given the enormity of the sexual pantheon, we’re too young to have done everything (and yes, I’ve got a list …). XX: So we’ve both thought about ex-sex, and we both (I assume) have friends who’ve done it. It’s worked out for the most part for my friends;

the high hard one: a sex column

cum (also come) n. def. semen; jism; load; man juice; nut; calcium shake; ejaculatory fluid; population paste; baby batter; man mayonnaise. v. def. to orgasm XX: We’re talking about cum etiquette here. And since we’re on a Shakespeare kick: To spit or to swallow, that is one of the questions. XY: First things first: if it’s a random hook-up, I don’t think the expectation is-or should be-that he or she swallows. It’s great when it happens, but remember, swallowing is the exception, not the rul

The Best Of Crime Log

September 13, 2002 3:15 p.m., Frost Library: 3:15 p.m., Frost Library: An employee reported that a student left the building with two chair cushions. An officer went to the student’s room and retrieved the cushions. Campus Police referred the matter to the Dean’s office. September 15, 2002 September 15, 2002 5:50 a.m., Jenkins Dormitory: An officer responded to Jenkins where a student reported that his girlfriend had been drinking and that he was unable to find her. The officer checked the

Graduation 2003!

Bub's Honor Roll: Class of 2003

1999-2000 Jude Volek Heidi Alexander Danielle Williams Morgan Bayer Tucker Sowers 2000-2001 2000-2001 Todd Ballaban Abby Ouimet Morgan Bayer Pat Fitzsimons 2001-2002 2001-2002 Kevin Kennard Jeannie Limpert Brooke Diamond Pat Fitzsimons Heidi Alexander Steve Zieja Abby Ouimet 2002-2003 2002-2003 Brooke Diamond Katherine Ryan Chris Kane J.P. Zito Ben Hopkins Steve Zieja Erich Schram Morgan Bayer Kate Hamill

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