Class of ’06 senators There are three spots open for the class of 2006. Jon Godsall ’06 I may not have George Bush’s wit nor John Kerry’s sweet hair. I may not know how to pose with babies and I wasn’t that popular with the female interns
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breakup n. def. The hardest thing to do-most of the time, err, sometimes, or … XX: So, dear reader, I hate to say it, but we’re breaking up. This week’s edition marks our last column, so hold back your tears-or, more likely, your derisive laughter-for just a few moments
ex-sex n. def. sleeping with your ex-boyfriend or -girlfriend. XX: Something I’ve never done myself … which is not to say that I’ve never considered it. XY: Same here. So I guess we’re talking about this second-hand. Not that that’s so bad. Given the enormity of the
cum (also come) n. def. semen; jism; load; man juice; nut; calcium shake; ejaculatory fluid; population paste; baby batter; man mayonnaise. v. def. to orgasm XX: We’re talking about cum etiquette here. And since we’re on a Shakespeare kick: To spit or to swallow, that is one of
September 13, 2002 3:15 p.m., Frost Library: 3:15 p.m., Frost Library: An employee reported that a student left the building with two chair cushions. An officer went to the student’s room and retrieved the cushions. Campus Police referred the matter to the Dean’s office.
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